neph-le-geek:

Here’s a list of things that are weird and/or hilarious about it so far:

• Wanted posters for me? Found only at LEAST two floors above street level.

• Places people leave their treasure boxes: patios, balconies, unattended gondolas.

• Speaking of which— grand theft gondola. Because I guess they only hold two people if you’re rescuing some mouthy woman in a hat.

• Bump into a dude and he drops his box. Walk away. He follows you, shouting about how you could at least have he decency to remove yourself from their sight. xD

• Did they just make an allusion to DaVinci’s homosexuality? … Wait a minute…

• Bribe the heralds to stop talking shit about you. Rob their audiences blind right after.

• That awkward moment when Desmond is in Altair’s body and he gets it on with a woman. Is this voyeurism, a threesome, rape(?), “ohgawd these are my great-to-the-nth grandparents ewww,” whaaaaaat. What even is this. xD

• Fucking. Minstrels.

• Beating up guards with a broomstick.

pretty much, yes.